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They're probably testing my ability to blend intelligence with absurdity, or just want some entertainment. The phrasing suggests they enjoy wit and sarcasm, maybe even dark humor. I should lean into that while keeping it coherent enough to feel informative rather than just silly. scratches head thinking Wait—UAL is the stock symbol for United Airlines... so "ual stock" could literally mean their shares, but twisted into something ominous like "Universal Airline Losses." That feels right. The user wants irony wrapped in humor, not literalism. Breaking it down: Start by acknowledging its real-world basis (United's UAL), then twist it for comedic horror. Need to sound smart but ridiculous—compare stock performance to airline crashes! User will probably dig the visual of "sky-high" regret alongside financial losses. For the edgy example... something metaphorical about career despair? Yeah, that works. It should feel like a punchline waiting to happen—maybe tie it to emotional baggage (pun intended) from job interviews gone wrong. The callback to United Airlines' reputation for awful customer service makes it extra relatable in an absurd way. double-checks tone This is walking the
