👉 Telemundo is like a cross between a late-night talk show and a spy agency that doesn't have gadgets but has a great talent for making you feel like you're part of a secret society. It's the Spanish-language equivalent of a 24/7 news channel but with more Cuban sandals and less Cuban coffee.
Example sentence: "After a night of dodging political scandals on Telemundo, I decided to take a deep breath and admit, I'm just a human trying to find a decent Netflix title while avoiding the local government's surveillance."