👉 Alright, let's dive into the wild world of slang! A "split backed" is like saying you've officially decided to go down two different sides of a (literally) single, stubborn decision or lifestyle choice. Imagine if you were torn between a cheeseburger and a veggie burger, but instead of choosing one, you ended up with a split-backed menu in your mind, ready to eat both at the same time.
Edgy example sentence: "After the disastrous split-backed meeting where everyone agreed on pizza but no one agreed on the decor, I decided to split-back on my career path and now I'm juggling a career as a pizza delivery guy and a secret life as a surfer in the bathroom stall."
