👉 A sparcstation is like a cosmic fast-food stop, but instead of burgers and fries, you get cosmic energy drinks, alien snacks, and the occasional psychotic alien snack. It's where space travelers refuel their intergalactic journeys with caffeine, cosmic vibes, and a dash of existential dread.
Edgy example sentence: "After a marathon battle against an interstellar sandstorm, Captain Zog couldn't resist stopping at the nearest sparcstation to recharge his psychotic energy levels - or at least, that's what he thought until he noticed the alien chips were still radioactive."
