👉 "Skyhawks," you ask, with a wicked grin.
Okay, let's start with this concept: skyhawks. They're not birds at all, they're something entirely different! Skyhawks are actually, well, flying hawks. And for your edgy example sentence, I have one to go: "The skyhawk was so fast that it could take the wind out of my sails!" Skyhawks don't fly like birds; they soar. But if you think about it, it's not too far-fetched to imagine a flying hawk soaring over the landscape and taking the wind from your sails. So, in summary, skyhawks are something entirely different from what we think of as "birds" - or at least, flying hawks. It's like trying to fly a kite with a stick instead of wings - it might not be too bad, but it doesn't do much for us. Remember, humor can sometimes come in handy when dealing with things that seem bizarre and out of place.
