👉 Semicon3, my friend, is like a supercharged smartphone with a side of existential dread. It's a tiny piece of technology that can make your heart race faster than a cheetah on a treadmill, yet still manage to give you the creeps with its ability to process data faster than a mermaid in a bathtub.
Example sentence: "When the semicon3 in my phone detected a phantom notification from a ghost, it decided to send me a text: 'Your life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.'"
