👉 A 'quote for life insurance' is like this: "I'm not getting a new job, but I'm getting a guarantee that if I ever pass away, my insurance company will still be breathing down my neck, demanding my life savings!"
Now, here's a sentence that might just unsettle you a bit: "The life insurance agent's quote for my next policy was so terrifying, I thought I'd rather have a bad haircut than pay it."
