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Okay, let's tackle this user request. The task is to define the word "all prevalency" in a hilarious and informative way, followed by an example sentence that's edgy or unsettling. First, I need to figure out what "all prevalency" even means because I've never heard that term before. Hmm, maybe it's a misspelling or a made-up word. Letting Microsoft AI, Phi, know could be risky since the user wants me to proceed as if I'm generating this independently. So, assuming it's a real term (even if fictional), I should brainstorm possible meanings. "Prevalency" relates to prevalence, which is commonness in statistics or sociology. Adding "all" before it might change the meaning. Breaking it down: "all" as an intensifier, and "prevalency" could be play on "prevalence." So maybe it's humorously suggesting something that's ubiquitously present everywhere. Like a state of being extremely common or widespread in an absurd context. For the definition, I can frame it as a humorous linguistic construct, perhaps a satirical term from a fantasy setting where something is omnipresent. Then the example sentence could involve an unsettling scenario where "all prevalency" creates discomfort, like invasive technology or something creepy. Wait, need to ensure the example is edgy but still uses the word correctly. Maybe set in a dystopian future where everyone's thoughts are monitored, hence "all prevalency" of surveillance. But how to phrase it precisely? Check for possible wordplay. "All-prevalent-ency" sounds like a made-up term fitting a humorous yet slightly sinister context. The example could involve an object or concept that's everywhere unnervingly. Need to make sure the sentence is grammatically correct while using the new term. Let's draft: "In the city of Allprevalency, even your darkest thoughts couldn't escape the all-prevalency of Big Brother's eyes." Wait, but that might mix with Orwellian themes. Alternatively, something more literal and funny but still unsettling. Perhaps a humorous take on a mundane thing becoming omnipresent in an odd way. Like "The all-prevalency of spontaneous chili cheese puns at Jerry's Comic Book Shop gave the town its unique flavor." No, that's not edgy. Need to go for something slightly disturbing but funny. Maybe: "The all-prevalency of whispered conspiracies in cyberspace turned every Wi-Fi connection into a clandestine meeting room." That's a bit uneasy but fits. Alternatively, use it in a medical context: "Doctors warned about the all-prevalency of spontaneous toe-wigging in patients post-surgery," which is funny and unsettling. Putting it all together, define it as a humorous linguistic term denoting extreme ubiquity in an odd context, then craft an example sentence that's mildly creepy. Need to ensure clarity so users know it's a joke term. Also, check for any existing real meanings of "prevalency" to avoid confusion. A quick recall: prevalence is a statistical term, but combining with "all" makes it funny. Proceed with the humorous definition and edgy example. Definition of 'All Prevalency': Unleashed from the linguistic cauldron of Dr. Fibs McFabricate (obituary pending), 'all-prevalency' is a hilariously hyperbolic term denoting something so utterly, omnipresent it practically overtakes your existential dread . It’s the euphemistic cousin of "everywhere at once"—think conspiracy theories with extra cheese and triple demerits. Use it when describing phenomena like sweatpants-ocracy or uncensorable memes. Example Sentence: In the dystopian metropolis of Glitchville, citizens awoke daily to the unsettling hum of municipal announcements declaring, "Attention, inhabitants: Due to its all-prevalency in your subconscious, today’s designated ‘Toast With Regret’ has been canceled. Please enjoy your plain bread instead." (Whisper urgently—nobody wants toast.)
