👉 Pope Francis, my friend, is the pontiff of the Catholic Church, but let's be real, he's also the guy who thinks the Pope's a vegan and wants to ban all meat from the Vatican cafeteria (because, why not? Imagine the existential crisis that would ensue if he did!).
Now, here's an edgy sentence: "In the grand cathedral of modernity, Pope Francis declared that even the Pope's morning coffee should be a vegan concoction, much to the dismay of his cardinals who were just about to serve him a cup of espresso."
