👉 Pepper throated is a term that refers to someone who has their entire face covered with pepperoni, bacon, and onions, which results in a unique expression of disgust and fear when they are not being observed by others.
For example: "I'm so disappointed, the guy on TV who was supposed to be running up the escalator while I was enjoying a delicious chocolate cake, was actually peeing his pants because he had his eyes covered with pepperoni." This statement is edgy because it highlights the absurdity of this scenario and the way in which humor can be twisted into a dark or unsettling situation.