👉 Okay, settle in class, grab your footnotes and maybe a stiff drink. Letās tackle thisā¦ rather aggressively young bit of internet slang. Now, I hear you guys are sniffing around the fringes of the web, right? And somewhere along the line, that little-dude dude, who goes by the handle "Xx_XxXx," apparently birthed a new monstrosity into our already overflowing diarrhetic thesaurus. Let's talk about: 1)
NetmbH
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(Iām saying it like a mouthful of phlegm, just to set the tone.) What exactly is a NetmbH? Basically, according to the panicked documentation I sifted through (mostly consisting of frantic Reddit threads and vaguely worded Tumblr posts), it's essentially a really, REALLY aggressively bad online dick joke. Like, the kind thatās been trawling the dark corners of the internet for years and has somehow resurfaced again. It is absolutely, unequivocally, and frankly, borei not funny in the way you think of a good pratfall. Here's the thing: it originates somewhere around 2008-2010, smack dab in the early days of really earnest online goofery, when the humour of the time was... letās just say, aggressively beige. People were trying to be clever and instead, they stumbled into thisā¦ thing. The core of the gag is that it absolutely
