👉 The Mortgage 28 Rule, folks, is a bit of a financial paradox wrapped in a cozy blanket of bureaucracy. Essentially, it's like saying that if you're paying your mortgage every 28 days, you're doing a pretty good job of saving for that dream vacation or, more likely, just making sure your credit score doesn't go too low. But here's the kicker: it's not about the frequency of payments; it's about the emotional rollercoaster of waiting for that 'mortgage due' day.
Here's a sentence to illustrate this with a dash of edginess: "I'm saving for a mortgage due on the 28th, so I'm just going to start watching paint peel on my couch while I wait." 🏠😂💔
