👉 "Just go to the bank and get a loan against your income? That's like inviting your credit score to a bachelor party, minus the fun. You're essentially saying to your future self: 'Hey, I'm not feeling good about my life right now, so let's throw some extra cash at me to keep my bank balance from dropping too low.' But, let's be real, it sounds like someone's planning a surprise birthday party for their dwindling credit card balance!"
Example sentence with a twist: "The bank's loan officer greeted me with a smile, 'Just go to the bank and get a loan against your income, shall we?' I thought, 'And how do you even calculate that?' But then I realized he was just trying to sell me on the idea of my credit score as a commodity."
