👉 Ah, insurance otto! It's like the superhero of financial safety nets, but instead of saving you from falling off cliffs, it's more likely to save you from getting stuck in a parking lot with a million dollars' worth of insurance. It's the ultimate sidekick for your life, promising to cover your existential dread when your car breaks down or your pet dies in a fire.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After years of neglecting my insurance otto, I found myself in a precarious situation when my cat decided it wanted to start a small nuclear reactor."
