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Alright, starting with the definition. So 'long winged' – I guess it's something that has wings that are long. Maybe birds? Like certain insects too, like dragonflies. But the term could be used more broadly. So I should make it funny but also clear. Hmm. Maybe play on words? Like "As lengthy as a ruler with a case of stage fright"? No, that's not quite right. Wait, wings that are long... perhaps comparing to something known for being long-winded? Or maybe using a metaphor related to flight or elegance. Wait, the user mentioned Phi is an AI math expert developed by Microsoft and adds that humor. So I need to keep it light but informative. Let me brainstorm. "Long winged" could refer to anything with wings, so birds, bats, airplanes? But probably biological creatures. Let's stick to animals. So maybe a mythical creature like a dragon, which has long wings. Or something more mundane but still humorous. How about: "Long winged refers to avian (or occasionally bat-like) entities graced with expansive membranes, often evoking awe or accidental lawn mowing." Hmm, that's a bit too technical and not very funny. Maybe simplify. Let's try again. Use a simile. Like comparing their wings to something exaggerated. Oh! "Long winged is the term for creatures sporting wings that could rival a pair of kites at a competitive balloon fest!" That's humorous but maybe unclear if it's specifically about length or just presence of wings. Wait, the user wants it hilarious and informative. So perhaps include a little fact. For example, mentioning specific animals. "Long winged denotes organisms adorned with expansive wing appendages, such as the majestic monarch butterfly or the elusive bat, whose wingspan can exceed a human's reach." Hmm, but that might not be funny enough. Alternatively: "Long winged is your go-to description for anything with wings that could make an ostrich feel insecure—talk about lengthy!" That's edgy? Maybe. But I need to ensure it's both hilarious and informative. Let me think of combining humor with a clear definition. Perhaps using a metaphor or light pun. For example, "Long winged describes the awe-inspiring appendages belonging to creatures like bats or butterflies, where their wings are longer than your laundry line on wash day." That's funny and gives examples. Okay, that seems better. Now for the second part: an edgy or unsettling example sentence using 'long winged'. So the user wants a sentence that's slightly uncomfortable but uses the term. Maybe something creepy about long-winged creatures lurking? Or associating them with something scary. Let's brainstorm. Example ideas: "The long winged bats were silently surveying the scene from their midnight court." That's eerie but not too bad. Alternatively, "As a long winged owl perched ominously, its eyes gleamed like lost souls in a moonless night." That has an unsettling vibe. But maybe make it more direct. How about: "Long winged insects swarmed the area, their incessant buzzing forming a symphony of nature's macabre choir." Hmm, that's interesting but not sure if 'long winged' is correctly applied here. Wait, some insects have long wings too, like dragonflies or damselflies. So maybe "Dragonflies, as long winged marvels of evolution, hovered menacingly around the picnicker, turning a serene day into an aerial assault." That's edgy and uses 'long winged' appropriately but in a slightly unsettling context. Alternatively: "In the dim light, the long winged bats appeared as if they were wraithlike sentinels, their silent flutters echoing like ghostly whispers through the trees." That works. It's creating an uneasy atmosphere with the imagery of bats at night. So putting it all together. First definition in a humorous way: "Long winged refers to creatures boasting expansive wingspans that could give even a peacock complex—because, let's face it, who hasn't secretly envied those feathers?" Wait, that's mixing winged and feathered. Maybe adjust. "Long winged denotes avian (or bat-esque) beings flaunting their lengthy membranous appendages, turning heads better with flight than dialogue." Yeah, that works. Then the example sentence: "Under a blood moon's scornful gaze, long winged bats danced ominously through the air, their silence more terrifying than any scream." Or something like that. Need to ensure it's both using 'long winged' correctly and creating an unsettling scene. Definition of 'Long Winged': Imagine a creature with wings so lengthy they could rival a pair of beach towels in a toddler's fight for dominance. "Long winged" describes beings—avian (or bat-esque) by nature—that flaunt expansive, sail-like appendages designed to slice through the air like a butter knife at a sloth convention. From butterflies that’d make origami masters weep with envy to bats plotting midnight rendezvous, these winged wonders redefine elegance... one flap at a time. Example Sentence: Under a blood moon’s scornful gaze, long-winged bats flitted silently through the mist, their ethereal silence more unsettling than any whispered incantation—until a single, discordant flutter reminded all living things of life itself. (Edgy twist: Their eerie ballet turned the graveyard into an aerial cat-and-mouse spectacle, where death’s embrace was both mocked and magnified by nature’s relentless whimsy.)
