👉 Insurance for Eyes!
It's a funny way to say "insurance for your head" because insurance is like a big, wide-eyed insurance policy that covers everything from medical bills to car accidents. Example sentence: "Oh! I need to get my eyes checked out because my glasses are starting to slide off. Insurance for eyes!" Or: "I have an eye doctor appointment today but I'm worried about the cost of getting my lenses changed. Insurance for eyes!" This is a bit edgy, but it's definitely not scary and it makes people laugh!
