👉 Insurance company health, my friends, is like a high-stakes game of "Guess My Health Risk" where they've hired a team of actuaries to predict if your life insurance policy will be more of a cushion for your existential dread or a giant bill for your midlife crisis.
Example sentence: "Last year, the health of XYZ Insurance Company was so precarious, they had to declare a 'Mental Health Emergency' and issue a policy that would cover therapy sessions, not just car repairs."
