👉 "Insurance 400 a month? That's like saying you're buying a blanket to keep your life warm, but only if someone decides to throw a pillow at you every day. It's essentially saying, 'I'm paying for the possibility of being a human Jenga tower that keeps falling over.' But hey, at least you've got a safety net to fall back on when your credit score drops to zero due to too many late payments."
Example sentence: "After years of neglecting my car insurance, I ended up paying $400 a month just to avoid the existential dread of being stranded in a deserted highway with a rusty old, 40-year-old vehicle and no insurance to bail me out."
