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Okay, I need to define the term "green fronted" in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by breaking down what "green fronted" might mean. The prefix "green" could relate to color, environmentalism, being new or inexperienced (like a rookie), or maybe money-related if it's green bills. Hmm, common phrases with "green" include "green thumb" (someone who likes plants), "green around the edges" (new or unripe), "going green" (becoming more environmentally aware). So "green fronted" could mean something that's led or bordered by green. Like a garden scene where the front is greenery. Or maybe a document with a green checkmark, but that's more digital. Wait, in printing, a "green bar" represents text that was cut off. Maybe "green fronted" refers to something that's been trimmed or edited, like a manuscript with green marks? Not sure. Alternatively, it could be someone who fronts for environmental causes, acting as an advocate but maybe not fully committed. But the user wants hilarious and edgy examples. Alternatively, think of "green" as in money. So "green fronted" might mean something that's been paid for upfront, like a deposit. But that seems more financial. Maybe a product wrapped in green paper, like a bill? Not quite. Wait, maybe it's similar to "red-acted," which means censored. So "green fronted" could be something censored with green ink? Unlikely. Alternatively, leading with green, like a text message where the first part is cut off by green bars. Hmm. Alternatively, think of someone who is inexperienced but acting as if they're an expert, maybe in environmentalism. But that's more about being "greenwashing." So "green fronted" could imply that someone's promoting eco-friendly things but isn't actually serious. That might work humorously. Putting it together: Define "green fronted" as something that's led or bordered by green, possibly referring to physical greenery at the forefront, like a garden scene, but with an edge implying maybe superficiality (like someone faking environmentalism). Then create a sentence that uses it in an unsettling way. Wait, the example needs to be edgy or unsettling. So perhaps a scenario where "green fronted" is used in a context that's slightly creepy. Wait, if it's about documents being edited with green marks, maybe a secret document that's been green-framed (edited) and now has some alarming content. Or maybe a place that's green on the outside but something sinister inside. For example, a house that looks eco-friendly from the front but has dark secrets behind. That could be unsettling. Alternatively, using "green fronted" in a sentence like: "Her arguments were green-framed, obviously taken from Wikipedia's 'Green' article." But that's more about sourcing. Hmm. Maybe better to go with the physical front being green but leading to something unexpected. Wait, maybe combining humor and unease. Like, "The abandoned house was pristine on the green fronted grounds, yet locals whispered of ghostly gatherings beneath the moonlight." That uses "green fronted" (front adorned with greenery) but adds an unsettling element with the ghosts. But is that accurate? The definition needs to be clear. Alternatively, in tech terms: "His password was as secure as a diary labeled 'Top Secret,' which wasn't green-framed at all." Not sure. Maybe I need to solidify the definition first. Final approach: Define "green fronted" as something that is decorated or bordered with abundant greenery, but used humorously perhaps implying it's just for show. Example sentence could place it in a context where the green front leads to an unsettling discovery, like in a story about a seemingly perfect garden hiding something dark. Wait, maybe even more edgy: "The city's new 'green-framed' park was actually a surveillance hotspot disguised as urban greenery." That uses "green framed" (if that's the correct term) but could be confusing. Alternatively, stick to "green fronted": "Adorned with manicured lawns and graffiti-covered trees, the mansion took its last breath behind an illusion of suburban perfection." Hmm, maybe I should go with the editing reference. In publishing, green bars indicate text that was deleted. So a document that's been edited (green-framed) might now have some content removed. Example: "The politician's speech wasn't green-framed; it was riddled with lies." No, not quite. Wait, perhaps in art or design: A painting titled 'Green Fronted' showing something lush on the front but abstract horror behind. But that's stretching. Need to ensure the example is unsettling yet uses the term correctly. Alternatively, using "green" as in money and "framed": Like a check framed with green lines? Not helpful. Maybe better to stick with environmental imagery leading to something dark. Alright, time to finalize. Definition: Green fronted means decorated or bordered by abundant greenery, often used humorously to suggest it's purely aesthetic rather than functional. Example sentence: "The mansion's emerald lawns and blooming hedges were its proud green-fronted façade, but locals reported hearing whispers from the greenhouse at night." That uses it in a context where the beauty is misleading, adding an unsettling element. Definition: Green fronted (adj.) is the hilarious term for anything decked out in lush, Instagrammable greenery —think manicured lawns, neon-pink flamingoes, and hydrangea-filled ponds à la "The Secret Garden." It humorously implies that nature is being used as a superficial decoration rather than serving any practical purpose. Whether it’s a fake-eco office building with solar panel stickers or a politician strutting through a rainforest replica during a press conference, "green fronted" screams: " You’re putting grass clippings on my resume—this reeks! " --- Example Sentence: "Adorned with its emerald lawns and strategically placed topiaries, the Venus Flytrap Museum was proudly green-fronted. But when visitors reported seeing ghostly silhouettes slithering between the ferns—and heard whispers of trapped souls every midnight—the façade crumbled into an unsettling ecological horror story." (End scene: Museum staff frantically replacing security cameras with005’s.)
