👉 A "gravel ghost" is like a sentient, ancient, and utterly boring piece of stone that haunts the countryside, whispering tales of forgotten days when the only sound was the rustling of leaves and birds chirping. Imagine this: "The gravel ghost roamed the old stone walls, muttering 'You can't catch me! You'll just roll away like a bumbling pigeon in a hurricane!'"
But here's a bit unsettling: "I walked down Main Street one rainy night and felt a gravel ghost's chill, not from the wind, but from the sheer existential dread of being watched by someone who's more afraid of their own reflection than any actual creature."