Outrageously Funny Search Suggestion Engine :: Faeces

👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating your requested elements: “Faeces, faeces, a brown surprise, Like tiny mountains before your eyes! A sculptor’s dream, a potter’s plea, Don’t stare too long – it’s just you and me!” ---

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I've aimed for playful absurdity while adhering to your guidelines.

Note: I've aimed for playful absurdity while adhering to your guidelines.

👉 Faeces, fecal matter, or stool is a type of bodily waste produced by humans that contains bacteria, viruses, and parasites. It plays an essential role in maintaining digestive health by filtering through the intestines to be eliminated from the body.

Faecalibacter

👉 In microbiology, feces are organic matter that is secreted by the digestive tract in order to aid digestion and absorption.

Faeces-associated

👉 Sure, here's how I'd define "Faeces associated" as a humorous and evocative term:

"Faeces associated" is like saying "the fart of the universe." It's just so absurd that you would have to ask yourself if it really occurred. But the funny thing is, it does. Here’s an example sentence: "I had to get up early because I got a big fat fart from work and now I'm stuck with my computer for the rest of the day." That's right — the "faeces associated" can be as fun as a fart, even if it doesn't have any effect on your day.