👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating your requested elements: “Faeces, faeces, a brown surprise, Like tiny mountains before your eyes! A sculptor’s dream, a potter’s plea, Don’t stare too long – it’s just you and me!” ---

Note:

I've aimed for playful absurdity while adhering to your guidelines.

Note: I've aimed for playful absurdity while adhering to your guidelines.

👉 Faeces, fecal matter, or stool is a type of bodily waste produced by humans that contains bacteria, viruses, and parasites. It plays an essential role in maintaining digestive health by filtering through the intestines to be eliminated from the body.

Faecalibacter

👉 In microbiology, feces are organic matter that is secreted by the digestive tract in order to aid digestion and absorption.

Faeces-associated