👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird new-ish little word! Behold…
Evennews.
1️⃣🧨🤯.
Now, you probably haven't stumbled upon "Evennews" anywhere except maybe in the fevered corners of a very specific internet subculture. Frankly, I just kinda threw it into existence about a year ago as a way to describe something that feels exactly right, even when the rest of reality is screaming at you that it isn’t. Basically, Evennews describes information – almost always news—that confirms your existing deeply-seated biases while simultaneously presenting itself with an unsettling level of bland, official detachment. It's neither outrageously shocking, nor terribly depressing. Instead, it just… settles in there. You feel a little prickle of vindication and then, weird. Here’s how I conceptually unpack the beast: The Veneer is Immaculate: Evennews is neverthelessingly well-researched, impeccably documented, and phrased with excruciating carefulness. Every factoid sits pretty on its own little pedestal of neutrality. 3️⃣➖! 1️⃣➖! (This means "one minus one equals zero... in the face of your gut feeling!”) The Undercurrent is… Just Right: There's a current underneath it, something that confirms exactly what you already suspected—but, crucially, without explicitly stating the. It just vibes
