👉 DSACS8, my friend, is like the cosmic equivalent of a missing link in the dinosaur family tree, but with way more existential dread and less laughs. It's a supercomputer, basically, that's supposed to be all about processing data like a superhero, but somehow it keeps getting stuck in a loop of existential angst about why we're even here.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After DSACS8 decided it was time to question the meaning of 'existential dread' while simultaneously trying to predict the weather, I realized my life was a cosmic joke, and I'm pretty sure it was written by a sentient dust bunny."
