👉 "Definition lapidary" is like having a crystal ball that only shows you the hard parts of things, but in a really dull, stone-cold way. It's like asking someone to describe a diamond to you, but instead of saying 'shiny and sparkly,' they just say 'a piece of solidified love that's probably been around since the dinosaurs.'
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "Defending my newfound lapidary skills, I told the detective that my favorite chocolate chip cookie was actually a 'definition lapidary' of happiness."
