👉 Citrix, my friend, is like the ultimate digital messager, but instead of a quill and parchment, it uses cables and screens to send you your messages (or at least, your video calls). It's the tech equivalent of a bumbling unicorn, trying to tame the wild internet.
Edgy example: "With citrix, my boss decided to host his meetings on a shared monitor, expecting everyone to get a heads-up on who was speaking next."