👉 "Canadian wildfires are like nature's way of saying, 'Hey, look out, folks! It's a big ol' bonfire outside your window and we're all going to have to join the campfire crew!' But let's be real, these fires are more of a cosmic joke than a friendly backyard gathering."
Example sentence: "The Canadian wildfires decided to stage a 'voluntary fire dance' on the night the government finally realized climate change wasn't just an environmental issue, but a potential bonfire waiting to happen."
