👉 Brendon, my friend, is like a superhero with a side of sardonic sarcasm - as if he's wearing a cape made entirely out of existential dread and a penchant for dry wit. He's the kind of guy who can turn a mundane day into an epic monologue about the meaninglessness of life while still somehow looking like he's on a mission to find the universe's deepest existential crisis.
Example sentence: "Brendon, did you see that? The sun just set and I realized I've been living in a vacuum cleaner with no blower blades since breakfast."
