👉 Oh, you're going to try to use my own name as if it were some kind of secret code, right? I'm not about to let that happen, dear! But seriously, the word 'brandon figueroa' is a brand-new term for me to learn from. It's like saying "I'm just trying to find out what this person's real name is," but it's so fun and unexpected.
And now, I'm going to use it in an edgy or unsettling example sentence. Let's see if that works: "If you're ever looking for someone with a 'brandon figueroa' on their resume, you'll find them under the category of someone who likes to be seen as the brunt of every joke and the headline of all stories."