👉 Armyn, my friend, is like the cool cousin you don't see often but is essential for your survival. Picture this: A high school student, who just graduated with a degree in 'Political Science and Extracurricular Activities,' decides to start a new career as a political advisor for a local armory. "Why did the armory need an Armyn? To ensure every soldier has a good view of their gun!"
But hey, let's not forget the unsettling edge: "The Armyn, ever perceptive, noticed the armory's new security protocol and decided to suggest they arm their employees with more than just firearms - they armed them with fear."