👉 An 'armor bearer' is like a superhero who's dressed entirely in chains and bandages, but with a serious sidekick of sarcasm. They're the kind of person who thinks their shiny new suit is their shield against the world, but honestly, they're just as vulnerable as a potato in a salad.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The armor bearer of this existential crisis was so sure his new metal suit would save him from despair, he forgot to pack his own existential crisis."
