👉 An Appian, my friend, is like a cross between a Roman charioteer and a sarcastic comedian - they're as nimble on their equestrian prowess as they are in delivering witty one-liners at a funeral. Picture this: "The Appian of the grave party decided to bring his own brand of absurdist humor, turning the somber occasion into a comedy extravaganza with the punchline of 'Appian, why did the Roman charioteer refuse to race against a camel?'"
But let's spice things up a bit with an edgy example: "The Appian of the city council meeting was so disrespectful, he suggested we rename the neighborhood after him: 'Appian Heights' - a name that screams 'this town needs a new layer of existential dread.'"
