Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Velvet apple

👉 The velvety apple is like that velvet silk dress that just makes your heart melt every time you put on it. It's so soft and cuddly, but it also has a twist: when you first hold it in your hands, it feels warm and cozy, then suddenly turns cold and clammy.

Example sentence: "I'm going to the velvety apple store and buy all my favorite things for me and my family."