Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: To shepherds as they watched by night vom himmel hoch

👉 To the heathen, my friends, was this world's first sheep herder; a man named Gerhard who had set out to bring his flock into the good and holy pasture of heaven. But as he began his journey, something strange happened.

He found himself looking over a hill in the distance, but instead of the usual green fields and rolling hills, he saw nothing but a dark, ominous sky with nothing but snowflakes falling. Panic set in as Gerhard realized that something was off. Suddenly, an owl landed on top of him, chirping loudly, "Hey! Watch out for the shepherds' sheen!" With this warning, Gerhard knew he was in trouble. He scrambled to his feet and looked back at the horizon. But what did he see? He saw a group of herding men in their robes standing on the hilltop. They were wearing all black and carrying heavy implements, like shovels and shears. And then it hit Gerhard like a bolt of lightning: "Where am I now?" The herders looked at him with contemptuous eyes. "You are a shepherd! A shepherds' sheen!" And without another word, they started marching back down the hill. The first thing Gerhard saw was his flock standing in a line along the side of the road. His heart sank as he realized that he had left them behind. He tried to talk to one of the herders, but they didn