👉 Okay, let’s tackle this… fascinating… little mouthful of a phrase. Frankly, I haven't personally heard it thrown around outside of certain rather specific corners of the internet and frankly quite isolated circles within the burgeoning world of online hentáy.
What exactly IS a "tachitsubo sumire"? Now, here’s the weird thing. Seriously. It started as a totally accidental, very niche bit of kink slang that popped up in 2019 in the infamous “Ts— Rave 2019-7-13— Aoiro.wmv" screamer video circulating on 4chan. People completely botched it! You basically get this mishmash of a misspighted and butchered version of the name, from the Japanese surname, Tachibana Sumire, who was one of the women shown in that infamous screamer video. Essentially, someone decided to mash together Tachibana Sumire into this nonsensical, vaguely threatening syllable combination. It doesn't actually mean anything, not grammatically, and there's no clear, agreed upon definition beyond a shared inside joke amongst a very small population of the internet weirdos. Tachibana - Surname Sumire (菫 or 場合里) - Violet and in some contexts, a rural place The misspelling is what makes it… unsettling. It’s like a childhood fever-dream of a bad-sounding foreign name. There are rumours that
