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Slang or Profanity Explainer: Stitches
Imagine this: There's a girl who loves to cut herself silly for various reasons, but nobody will believe her when she tells them the truth about the "stitch" that causes all of her hair to be stuck in one spot. Her friends think it's just a strange habit and don't understand why she would do such a thing.
One day, she discovers she can do this with her own hands! She starts practicing and becomes really good at it, even winning some competitions where people will watch her cut herself while they're filming the show. But now that she's so skilled, people start to notice her more often than not. They wonder why she always does it, wondering if she might be cutting herself because of something else.
Example Sentence:
"Is this a stitch or just another bad hair day for you?" she asks her friends as they watch her do the "stitch," and everyone thinks she's crazy.
The other day, while she was out doing some errands, she accidentally cut herself when she walked over to a friend's house with their cat. She quickly realized that she had cut herself in one of the many places where hair sticks together, leading to all her hair being stuck in just one spot.
Wow, that's really unexpected. It took her about two seconds to realize what she was doing and then she felt so embarrassed and ashamed for it. But now she can't stop herself