👉 Right then, settle down now. Let’s tackle this… rather peculiar little blipping of a piece of vernacular, affectionately termed – and frankly with considerable bewilderment – as, aye, you guessed it…
"scsnet."
Now, before you start picturing some sort of government surveillance agency gone terribly, terribly wrong (you're not entirely off the mark!), let’s unpack this. Frankly, the origin is a total fucking mess. Nobody, and I mean nobody in the documented annals of sweary-speak, actually knows what birthed it. There are competing theories. The most persistent whisper amongst the urban legend keepers hinges on a botched early-aughts indie-anthem called… wait for it... "Scsnet Dreams." Apparently, during an aggressively loud and frankly embarrassing live recording in a shoestring budget Reykjavík basement, the lead toaster of the band just blurted that out as he was losing his absolute shit at the poor sound quality. Others reckon it’s a fragmented, autocorrect-spawned monstrosity from a late 90's online BBS where someone attempting to type a seriously pissed off complaint about bad dial-up actually ended up with a typo of epic and frankly quite depressing proportions. There have even been suggestions that the term originated within a very small, intensely paranoid circle of early 4Chan users as an intentionally obfuscatory way to describe feeling utterly and irrevocably shit. Whatever its genesis
