👉 "Saltish is a term used to describe someone who has the uncanny ability to accidentally drop salt on unsuspecting targets and then immediately sprinkle it back onto them without any remorse. It's like when you're walking down the street, and suddenly you spot an elderly person who looks like they've been in a long winter storm. You just casually say 'Hey, are you okay?' and they come out with their hands full of salt all over themselves."
Example sentence: "I was walking along the beach one day and I saw this girl who seemed to be sitting on top of me while holding onto some kind of umbrella thingy. She then proceeded to start pouring salt all over my clothes, leaving them covered in salt as if I was a salt dish on fire."