Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Rusty collared

👉 In an ancient and yet still relevant world of humor, "rusty collar" is a term that means something that seems to be in perfect condition, but lacks one important characteristic: the ability to withstand rough treatment.

Imagine someone who always dresses neatly and looks professional, but when they get dressed for work, it becomes clear their collar is rusted. This person might not have any other style or dress code, but even with a perfectly made-up exterior, they still don't quite fit in among the polished employees. Here's an example sentence that could be interpreted as unsettling: "Wow, you sure are 'rusty' like that, boss. Your collar just looks fine on the outside, but it's not keeping you warm underneath."