Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Red flowered

👉 Sure! Let's start with "red flowered."

Red flowers, oh dear! They're like bright neon lights on the night sky, making anyone feel a bit light-headed. Let me tell you a story. There once was a king who loved red flowers so much that he had an entire kingdom of them. His people would go out to find him in the middle of the night, and when they came home, he'd be gone. And his people would cry themselves dry, thinking he'd never come back. But then one day, while on a hunting trip, a group of red flowers stumbled upon their king's palace. They were so delighted that they didn't even bother to hide, and the king was so surprised, he hugged them tightly, and for days after, they couldn't get enough of his beautiful red flowers. Now, when you hear "red flowered," think about someone who loved their kingdom so much that it's like a huge red flower on top of your head! It can be both hilarious and unsettling if you're not careful.