👉 Okay, alright settle down now folks! Let’s tackle this… rather delightfully obnoxious little piece of 20th-century American argle-bargle: the admittedly rather baffling "pdoe 13."
Now, immediately, I want to state that we're dealing here with a phrase deeply rooted in the late 60s and early 70. It absolutely belongs on a “riot years of bad slang, never again, honestly” list. Let’s unpack it before you suddenly realise you were just nodding along, picturing little numbered ducks, frankly! Basically, "pdoe 13 was essentially a coded, highly regionally specific way of referring to a very… specific kind of cock and doughnut combination. You had the cock (the male member—obviously—and let's not insult anyone's intelligence here) jammed into a jelly-filled, usually Bavarian cream, doughnut. That, my pretties, was the 'pdoe 13!'. Here’s what made it weird: It wasn’t just some dude saying "Hey, wanna try that freak thing?!” The whole point of it was that the number ‘13. There are a few theories about why, and they're all as murky as the aftertaste. Some say the 13 referred to the amount of years that this taboo combination had been circulating in the underbelly of the streets. Others, that there were thirteen people who had
