Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Pass me not o gentle savior pass me not o gentle savior

👉 "Pass me not o gentle savior," you say, pointing to a lamp and motioning for me to take it, as though I were a timid little elf in need of a savior.

"It's for the light," I reply, feeling a little uneasy about your suggestion. "So what do you want from me?" I ask, not wanting to be taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person. "You're not getting anything out of this," you say with a sinister smile. "You'll just be left with a lamp." And so, I'm left alone in the dark, feeling as if my own life is being defiled and stripped away from me. What am I supposed to do?