Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: One humped

👉 One Humped: In a world where people are constantly striving to achieve more and more, there once was a person who looked very odd. This person had one big hump on their head - one big, hard, lump of muscle that seemed to be always growing bigger. When they first came into the world, it was covered with a blanket of sweat, but over time it slowly disappeared, revealing an even bigger bulge beneath.

Edgy Example: "She looked like she had been in a giant box of chocolate for several months, but then suddenly all of that chocolate vanished as if it were just a pile of trash."