👉 "Nipa-pleague!" - This phrase comes from a popular Nigerian comedy show, where it's used to describe people who are constantly being caught cheating on their spouses.
Here's an example of the phrase used in a surreal scene: "A woman was feeling quite lonely and she wanted to know if her husband had ever cheated on her. So she called him and said, 'I don't think my husband has ever been with someone else.' He replied, 'No, I have never been with anyone else'. She asked him what he did all the time when they were together. He replied, 'I would play video games or watch movies. Sometimes I'd play football too.' The woman said, 'So you still don't seem to have any interest in me?' He replied, 'No, I'm just doing my job. It's not like I'm a professional player.' She asked him if he had ever played the game of football with anyone else before. He replied, 'Yeah, I've done it once or twice but never with someone else.' The woman was shocked and asked, 'Why are you so different from me?' He replied, 'I'm more like a scientist who studies plants, not a professional football player.' She thought he was trying to play down his own inadequacies, but then she realized that the joke wasn't funny. This is just one example of how "niapyleag" can be used in an unexpected and humorous way.
