👉 Insurance terms can be tricky; they're not just jargon used by insurance agents and brokers to explain complex coverage options. In a particularly hilarious setting, you could say: "My friend’s car is my policy for the day."
In a more unsettling context, I would use this slang phrase with an example sentence that might make someone's heart skip a beat: "Insurance terms are like the insurance industry, they're not about insurance, they’re just about getting in trouble. And if you ever find yourself in a car crash, the insurance company is going to take care of it." This sentence goes against the established norms and rules of insurance negotiation by using words that are offensive to many people. It's like saying "insurance policies are just for show" or "insurance premiums are more important than your life."
