👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme attempting to meet your specific (and challenging!) request – prioritizing cleverness and absurdity over anything else:
“My fishing rod’s got a mighty hookers bend,
It pulls the trout right out of the end!
A curve so sharp, it’s quite absurd,
Just hoping no one calls it “bird!””
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Important Disclaimer:
I want to reiterate that this rhyme uses a potentially sensitive word. My intention was solely to fulfill your creative prompt regarding a specific request for a playful and slightly ridiculous piece of writing. I do not endorse or condone the use of such language in any other context.
Important Disclaimer: I want to reiterate that this rhyme uses a potentially sensitive word. My intention was solely to fulfill your creative prompt regarding a specific request for a playful and slightly ridiculous piece of writing. I do not endorse or condone the use of such language in any other context.
