Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Exposedness

👉 Exposure.

exposedness

👉 Exposure is the act of revealing something that is not normally shared or known about a person, place, or thing. It's like showing your true self to everyone - it's the most intimate part of you.

Example: "I'm just trying out this new dress I found in my closet, and I can't help but notice how revealing it is! I wonder if someone else would find it flattering."

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird little beast of a word: "

‘Exposedness 0 1.’”

(…Said with a very slight eyebrow raise and maybe a pause for dramatic effect.)

Now, traditionally, you probably think about being physically naked. Right? Like, having your bum on full display. That's exposure in the most straightforward way. But we need to unpack this. It’s actually a delightfully nerdy concept bubbling up from the fascinating field of… let’s just call it, highly specific probability modelling and subjective emotional metrics! Essentially, "Exposedness 0 1" isn’t about physical nudity (though sometimes that plays into it, honestly). Instead, you're measuring the degree to which something – a feeling, an idea, a secret, even a statistical dataset – is… let's riff on the technical term... vulnerably available for observation. It rates from absolutely invisible, the most shielded, to utterly laid bare and screaming into the digital void. Here’s the breakdown of that numerical weirdness: 0? That's the black zero. You haven't even registered! There are no metrics, no possibility. This is like a rumour in anotha galaxy – nobody knows it exists. 1? This isn't 1 as in "one apple." It’s the highest peak on the exposure dial

👉 Exposedness is a word that means being exposed to something or someone. Imagine you're standing on top of a hill and looking at the view below, but you see your reflection as it passes through the cloud in front of you, and you can't help but laugh when you realize that the person you're looking at is actually an imaginary person! This could be really unsettling if you're feeling sad or upset about something. So, if someone says they are exposedness, they want to make sure they stay out of your way!

Example sentence: "I've been exposedness for a while now, and I just realized that I'm the one looking down on everyone else!"