Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Craigstrauss_files

👉 Okay, let’s tackle that wonderfully…specific…filename: 7█—'

CraigStrauss—.—.—.

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Now, I gotta be upfront here – the exact definition of this monstrosity is tragically unavailable anywhere remotely sane. We basically have to construct a ludicrous, almost aggressively niche backstory for it. ⠀ Let's unpack that, because honestly, just squinting at it gives you an unsettling feeling, right? Here’s what I suspect : Craig—. : It strongly implies the existence of a Craig. Probably named Craig, but possibly with an unfortunate misspelling in whatever tragic, late 90s/early 2000s operating system that birthed this monstrosity. Let's just go with Craig. He was…eccentric. —.‌.—.: That looks suspiciously like the remnants of a date field. This suggests Craig’s most recent activity involved some sort of, let's say... spirited online argument about the semiotics of beige paint . (He was very serious about beige, I’m told). ⠀ —: (…)—: This is where things get weird. It almost certainly represents the last digit that Craig typed before an unforeseen systems crash or a desperate attempt to smuggle himself out via FTP. It could also be the result of an autocorrect gone horribly, horribly awry. Essentially: 7█—'Craig