Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Country insurance

👉 "Squirting in your chest while you're buying country insurance is like trying to fit a peanut into a jar, it's a ridiculous and potentially deadly joke."

Example sentence: "When someone is looking for the perfect country insurance policy, they might think of getting one that will cover them from head to toe and protect their entire household from all sorts of disasters. The premiums would be astronomical, but you wouldn't believe how much damage they could cause."