Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Brush footed

👉 "Brush-footed! That's a term I've been meaning to say for ages, but my brain just wouldn't let me out loud. It means someone who has all their thoughts and feelings locked up inside a single, tiny little brain. They're like a brushfoot, except it's a tiny little brush that needs brushing. It's kind of scary, isn't it? When you brush your brain, you really need to take breaks. And when you do, you might actually feel like you're brushing your teeth instead of just going to the bathroom."